How amazing would it be if a group like the ELF kidnapped a young socialite like, say, Paris Hilton, and then eventually she ended up robbing banks and blowing up Hummers in the name of their cause. I truly can’t imagine anything better. This is a great song about Patty Hearst/Tania that can only be found on the “1998 Teenbeat Sampler” which you can still pick up for the low, low price of $6.00.
On a related note, someone needs to Photoshop Paris’ head on this picture and sell it as a t-shirt on Threadless or something.
[audio: http://thesoundofindie.com/archive/2007/20070918/Tuscadero-Tonia.mp3|titles=Tania |artists=Tuscadero]
Download: Tuscadero – Tania